My co-worker has been going on about his “new” car so in a way of reply here is the beginning of a song I’ve been writing:
(To the traditional tune)
Oh Lord DON’T you buy me a Mercedes Benz
I couldn’t afford to service it or pay the insurance premiums
I’d rather buy an old Nissan Primera for a song
Five hundred thousand Asian taxi drivers can’t be wrong.
To Be Continued….